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CAP News | Kanye West Bursts Onto Floor Of Senate | Satire & Parody

September 16, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

Too funny.  This is a great site overall.  An Onion like site.

WASHINGTON (CAP) – Both Democrats and Republicans alike sat speechless on the floor of the Senate yesterday as churlish rapper Kanye West charged into the Senate chambers, rushed up to the podium, and grabbed the microphone from Sen. Olympia Snowe (R-ME), who was expressing concern to her fellow senators over the pricetag of the president’s healthcare plan.

"I’m sorry, Olympia, I’mma let you finish, but President Obama has one of the best healthcare packages of all time!" West blurted out to the stunned crowd. "Give it up for the O-man’s healthcare plan, yo!"

As he handed the microphone back to Snowe, West gave a fist-pump and yelled out, "Kanye in da hiz house!" after which he was quickly informed by armed security guards that he was actually in the shizenate. Once West was removed by the guards, Snowe attempted to continue her spiel, but those present said the wind had clearly been taken out of her sails.

CAP News | Kanye West Bursts Onto Floor Of Senate | Satire & Parody

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