Man sleeps with gorilla, marrys it…. No, its ok. Obama's Stimlus is funding it.

ThunderCrack - Stimulus porno

Another “I am not kidding” post today.  Tens of millions of dollars of the Stimulus Stabilization were used to create pornos.

Well, as long as its helping the average guy with jobs, its working, right?  I mean without the millions that taxpayers have to fork over, who would marry the gorrilla?

The next morning, [Bing] awakens to the pleasant feeling of being masturbated, though to his horror, the act is being carried out by Medusa [the gorilla], who now has a severe crush on him…[later] Bing has married Medusa, though for some reason, he wore the wedding dress.  — Perfunction

Read it….read it all and realize what your taxes are used for.  Not jobs, not economic growth, but pornos…with gorillas.