Just Funny – Words of Widsom for an Evil Overlord
No, this is not tips for Obama. Its just a really funny list of tips if you are going to be an Evil Overlord. You know the type, the Goldfinger trying to kill James Bond, 007 types.
Some of my favorites:
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.
46. If an advisor says to me “My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?”, I will reply “This.” and kill the advisor.
Pure gold.
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